Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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