She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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