when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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