We're like a lot better than the average bears
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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