is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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