I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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