Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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