D3 body, D1 cock
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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