ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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