yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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