Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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