awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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