No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Randomize
