Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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