You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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