every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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