thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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