Where is the hickey?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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