You're so nebulous sometimes
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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