i'm lost and i look like a hooker
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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