But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
