I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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