11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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