he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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