I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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