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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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