He is such a slut. More and more my type.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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