Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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