is your mom at the bar?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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