it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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