Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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