At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
