: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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