We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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