I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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