Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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