mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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