I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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