none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I looked at my own cervix.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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