haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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