I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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