"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
