one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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