He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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