this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltš
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceaƱera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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