She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
