Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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