Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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