did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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