Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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